Day 4

4 days in, i'll try not to fall asleep this time.

I have a confession to make to you all. But i will do this later, because i may as well have you read 3 blogs before you never read me again.

Today was a very stressful day. I haven't yet eaten, so my temper is flaring a bit, and i have lashed out once, resulting in a split knuckle for my troubles. As many of you may know, a kid that was in the upper 6th at my school when i was a lowly first year has confessed to the murder of his father, who has been missing for 6 months. Mark, a student with 5 A levels, who currently works for IBM is thought to have beaten his dad up with some form of club due to the trauma to the head. The body has had 6 months of riga mortis to cope with, so it will probably be hard to tell. Still.

I like CSI, leave me alone! When i'm not out of Saturday nights, CSI acts like a women for me..... apart from the fact i don't pleasure myself to CSI..... that was a terrible analogy, i apologize.

But my day has really focused around a few simple questions:

1. Is there such thing as physics? which i have proven there isn't due to my awesomeness
2. If it is immoral to keep a bull in a cage, and if it immoral to keep a human in a cage, why is it moral to keep a minotaur in a cage?
3. Nottingham Uni, York Uni, or open day at Cardiff Uni, what should i do?

I would appreciate your answers to these few questions. Here are mine:

1. No, because one of the key parts of physics is that there is a resultant force acting on you. When i jump up i fall back down again. This is simple gravity. But due to the fact that gravity is technically pushing me into the earth, and that the force of gravity is not equal to the resultant force i have when i stand at an angle, why is it that i do not either fall to the centre of the earth, or fly off towards the sun? Therefore mechanics is wrong, because i don't fall back towards the centre of the earth, or towards the sun. Therefore physics is void. If you have a problem with my method, please keep it to yourself. I feel very smug by the fact that i think i have proven physics wrong!

2. The kids i teach think that it is ok to keep a minotaur in a cage, even if a bull is more vicious than the minotaur. Bulls are stupid animals, they will charge you for no good reason. A minotaur is a killing machine. It has some brains. Our modern society suggests that due to our brain capacity and out shape, we are the most advanced civilisation ever, and we keep advancing towards the next epoch. But a minotaurs brain is surely part way between a human and a bulls brain, so it would do some thinking, have some feelings. You know. And therefore surely it is a bad thing to keep them locked up?

3. I went to York (AAA) uni yesterday, loved the course, hated the uni. At Nottingham (AAA), i loved the uni, but didn't like the course. I have an offer from Cardiff (AAB), should i see that as well, knowing that i will definitely apply to Birmingham (ABB)?

You see, my days are eventful, and often are good like that.

As some of you know, i'm a football hooligan. I'm a big Liverpool FC fan. I sleep in a LFC shirt and am going to get their emblem tattooed on myself. I'm a big fan of tattoo's, they're a good way of making yourself look more handsome in my eyes, and body art is the best type of art. The human body is the perfect canvas. There is nothing more perfect than the human body, but especially that of the female.

And now you kind of know my secret. Britney Spears once sang a song about me. And the Muse song i have for my son of the day has some connotations to it.

Neway, i have some beer to drink, and some faces to break. The night is young, and its student night.

Sleep well all, i may see you tomorrow.... but i probably won't.

omnes tui amo

Jx

Song of the day: Map of the problematique - Muse
Quote of day: An honest man whats two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants a woman, as his most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Nietzsche