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Tuesday, 7 September 2010

Sports Bi-monthly

So yeah, as well as doing a monthly gaming entry, i thought i'd do a quick sports entry as well. Its probably gonna be every two weeks, but that maybe every week or, maybe every month. But yeah, lots of stuff has happened in the sporting world recently, so i thought now would be a good time.

Wayne Rooney, England football superstar, Manchester United Icon, and Nike advert regular has apparently slept with a prostitute when his wife was pregnant according to the news of the world. 2 things come to mind straight away. Firstly, he's a footballer, and releasing this in the middle of an Euro qualification session is ridiculous. Talk about trying to put a player off. And secondly: for fucks sake news of the world, why can't you just stay out of sport. First the Pakistan cricket team, which looks like it may not even be true, and now this. Just stay out of it news of the world. Just stay out of it. Of course, The News of the world are in partner with the Sun who of course, blamed Liverpool fans for the disaster at Hillsborough. So yeah, just proves how much of this is true. Rooney scored Englands open earlier today, and hopefully there'll be a few more where that came from.

Then of course there is the Pakistan - England fiasco. Of course this looks like that it might be a load of bollocks. Trust the News of the World.

Andy Murray was knocked out of the US open, i havent seen the game, or why he was knocked out, but apparently he just completely shut down. Of course he sacked his coach about a month and a half ago, but he won the Rogers Cup in Toronto the other week. Good luck Andy with the rest of the season, and we hope to see you dominate next year.

Then there's Tiger Woods' shock entry into the US Ryder cup team having been miles off getting a place. The world number 1 probably hasn't deserved a place this year. However, i'm a big fan of Tiger, and if it hadn't been for him i'd have never learnt to play golf. He may have slept with lots of women. But honestly, i don't care. I just wish he would play some good golf. He's the best player in the world, and he's the people's champion. Tiger may have done some terrible things to hurt his wife and kid. But he's a great player of the game. And could possibly be seen as the best sportsman of all time.

People's lives are always in contoversey, the fact that these men's are scralled across the news is so offputting for them. Its just shocking. Anyway, we should leave it.

Well that wasn't too hard. Maybe there'll be some more good stuff soon. Perhaps liverpool getting 6 points from 2 games or something good like that. Anyway.

My sister goes back to school tomorrow.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

sorry, i know i shouldn't, but

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

x

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