Austria/Germany

I have landed back in the Uk having spent a week in Austria and Germany.

I shall now list the problems with these countries:

Austria:
-Full of old people.
-Full of flies because of the old people.
-Third world country.
-Third world country because they haven't discovered air-con or internet.
-Their idea of a 'mountain resort' is a ski resort lower than snowdon in Wales.
-ACCORDIONS.
-Lederhosen, they are not attractive, and i have seen enough fat men wearing them to know i never want to return to Austria
-Hotels, their idea of a four star hotel is one where i had to sleep on the floor. Yes, on the fucking floor. yay. Cunts.
-German, no-one speaks it, and very few of them could speak English thus making everyday tasks hard work.
-Everyone smokes. And i mean everyone.
-No such thing as a basic ham sandwich.
-Wet suits make me look fat.
- etc.

Germany:
-No, i don't give a shit about a salt mine.
-Mozart was Austrian you self-righteous cunts
-'Are their any clubs in the town?', 'clubs, hahahahahahahah', me to the receptionist and her reply.
-Lots of old people.
-Again, very little air-con.
-Airport delays of 4 hours.
-Yah, we are ze Germans and we have 100% efficiency... bollocks to that you guys are fucking useless!


And this is why i disliked by bavarian holiday.

There were some good bits, like throughing myself off a 8 meter cliff into a pool of icewater in Austria, or being able to converse with students in Munich before i flew home, or perhaps the hour of filthy electrohouse i listened to all weak...... and i must say, the female dresses they wear to go with the lederhosen are ridiculously erotic.....

yah.

Anyway, im off to the usa in a week. So that should be fun. However Germany and Austria have left me with some form of illness and bites from insects all over my body.
Sucks major ass.
But if anyone does want to do something, im free.

C.V.A.D